The lucky river inhabitant may occasionally have a rare encounter with a FLOAT GOD. A Float God is recognizable as they magically double fist two tallboys while lighting a doobie as they casually paddle to the perfect current with their hands behind their head in a pose of ultimate relaxation. Signs you may be in the presence of a Float God include shades with a weathered croakie, a signature river hat forming a halo around their head, personal cooler and river bag for the empties. A Float God is distinct from false idols and imposters as a true Float God shall be well equiped with river gear but lacking a floating boombox for a true Float God always floats in harmony with their surroundings without much disruption to other float apostles.

Float God’s exist in all forms and this full print Float God tank is only available in unisex sizing and runs larger than standard unisex sized items in the shop.